I'm bloody sorry I've had to do this, but I've had enough. I've been accused of saying something I didn't, its not the first time and I've had enough. If people want to argue about things and hint about things then thats fine, but leave me out of it because I want nothing to do with it. This is made easyer because the people envolved have been fucked around so much that they no longer care what happens. To be honset I think they just want some "recovery time" as much as I do, and I really need to get my head fixed, coz its all gone jumbly in there. Once again, Sorry.
If you want on my friends list then just leave me a note.
current mood: drained current music: Numb, by the pet shop boys.
Seriously, who said all that kids do is hang around on street corners smashing things up?! Thats steriotypical! Can't you see they've moved on the amature film making and genetic experimentation? And what a cute puppy!
Fee! If you see this message, I'm sorry I let you down last minute! Its all mum's fault! She took me out to lunch then tempted me with a sunday roast dinner and Love Actualy (on video, she hasn't got the DVD yet!)!!! I'm sooooorry! *begs for forgivness*
ARGH! I hate getting my eyes tested, I always come out with a headache! Apparently I have a stigmata stigmatism in my eye...actualy both my eyes. Soooo, not only is my eyeside crappy now but...hell. I'll give you the run down: one eye is weaker than the other (duh! knew that already! known it since high school!) and my eyes are light sensitive, BUT! The stigmatism is *insert drum roll here*...BOTH MY EYES ARE RUGBY BALL SHAPED INSTEAD OF ROUND!!! WTF?! This is a new on on me! How come they didn't pick this up when I used to get my eyes tested at the hospital?! ARGH! Ah well, at least me and Wilfy have a good excuse to quote this episode of Foamy now... http://www.friendsoffoamy.com/index.php?id=133
Ugh! Have been ofline for ages! Moveing to the new flat was even more stressful that ANYTHING! Okay, I'm exagerating, but I still feel like I'm recovering. Total lack of energy, I just want to sleeeeeep! At the moment I seem to be turning into some kind of semi-bitch-hermit. I figure the change in work hours hasn't helped, but its nice to escape early. I say semi because I'm still managing to have some kind of social life. College starts of tuesday, sundays I have girly time with Fee and fridays I have geek time with Mike, Big Ben, Little Ben and thoseotherguyswhosenamesIcan'tremember. Other than that I seem to be going through a stage of near constant confusion and blondness. The confusion I can't explane, but the blondness I think is down to the fumes from the bleach I use for my hair. Also have developed a stinking cold (Thanx a bunch Farstod!), this has made me even more antisocial than ever. Basicly I just want to go and snivel 'n' sneeze to myself in a corner, as well as the slightly psychotic urge to got slap someone around while swearing at them. Niiiice Lenny logic there. Also I've discovered that I'm a bit of a closet trekky at heart. I'd like to reasure all of my friends on and off line that this doesn't mean I'm gonna start wandering around dressed in a star trek uniform yelling "MAKE IT SO" at people. My girlish figure isn't so hot right now, skintight lycra wouldn't look good on me. I may have trouble resisting the urge to talk about what I've been watching though, so just humor me; make affurmative noises and nod your heads while not paying attention to a word I say, I probably won't even notice your not listening. I'm gonna have to get back and see Jenny-Lynn before I go compleatly nuts and end up stalking people. Speaking of stalking people... PENPALS! I still owe you letters and I still owe you parcels! My life has been crazy, everytime I say I'm sending them something happens to prevent it, usualy its me being a peasent! I haven't forgotten about you and I love you all to bits! Goodies heading your way soon!
A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies. B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie. C. Post the quotes in your journal. D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is without Googling, you cheating fuckers. E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.
1. Let's understand each other. I sang the first hymn when the stars were born. Not that long ago, I announced to a young woman, Mary, who it was she was expecting. On the other hand, I've turned rivers into blood. Kings into cripples. Cities to salt. So, I don't think that I have to explain myself to you. 2. Give an Arab a sword, he makes a knife. When you die can I give that to my daughter? 3. Hey, you listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. 4. You're acting like a pack of rabid dogs. And that, gentlemen, simply will not do. 5. Run while you still got legs! 6. Really? Kinda like a "Jimmy Olsen" with breasts. 7. We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins. 8. May be innocent, may be sweet... ain't half as nice as rotting meat. 9. I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. 10. Didst thou ever want to be a pirate? 11. First prize is a chance to live, second prize... you really don't want to hear what the second prize is. 12. I have crossed oceans of time to find you. 13. The world has rejected me! I hoped my father would not. 14. I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right. 15. Something's wrong with you. More than you being just... female. Could you just say something please? 16. We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.
current mood: crazy current music: Tenacious D, Tribute
Officialy in the new flat now, but still unpacking. For my furniture needs we have been bundleing down to Ikea on a reguar basis. Dear god, even my sofa is flat packed! I have noticed one little side effect to moving flats though. Just one little thing. I feel totaly drained. Utterly knackered. All I want to do is laze around sleeping, eatting or reading. Not nessasaraly in that order but possibly all at the same time. Seriously, getting out of bed in the mornings has become HELL for me. And I suspect I may have to FORSE myself to socialise, nothing personal guys, its just I can't be bothered to leave the flat. I'm just...so...TIRED! Meh, maybe I'm coming down with something. Worth mentioning it to the doctor, I'm booking an appointment for friday anyways. Need to get tested for exercise related assma.
current mood: utterly knackered current music: Metal Gear Solid theme music, DON'T ASK ME WHY!!
Last night: went to colchester with Mike, intending to go to the rpg place with Ben. Due to five minutes of Lenny logic, irrationality and general crampyness (owie!) we immediatly bought a kebab and left. Don't ask me why I bought the kebab, for some unknown reason I had a craving for one. AND I've never eatten a donner kebab while sober before, normaly I have them while tipsy/drunk, when they actualy taste nice. Having eatten one sober I can honsetly say that I now know what death tastes like; the Terry Pratchett Death, not the Neil Gaiman one. By the time we reached the outskirts of colchester I had desided that I didn't actualy want to eat something which tastes like DEAD OTTER! Mike offered a MaccyD's, I desided to go for a coke in an attempt to wash the dead-ottery taste out of my mouth. The first MaccyD's we came to was very, very shut and even the polo mints I found in Mike's car weren't helping. We had to go to the one near home, where Mike bought a meal and let me have most of the chips and the coke, while he ate the burger. Which probably WAS made from dead otter and other assorted roadkill. Bloody hell! :D
current mood: crazy current music: The Gift, by Seether
ARGH! My day off and I've done nothing, NOTHING! I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE BLOODY HOUSE YET! And I've got so much to do!! *Wash my hair, the hot weather makes it go from hot to not in ten minutes flat. Maybe I should just get dreads, they always look cool. *Arrange flat veiwings *Tidy our flat coz someones coming round to veiw it 2NITE!! Bloody hell, give us a chance to move out first! *Gaze in discust at the print out from the public weighing scales in town. I weight 11 stone and 6.0 pounds. I left it out for Wig to see when she came home last night. Lying in bed I could hear her reading the note I left her and I'm sure I heard a semi-shocked sounding "Oh my god!" See? Told ya I wasn't exagerating! :P *Get more credit on my phone. I ran out during a call to Wilfy! ARGH! *packingpackingpacking! must pack belongings, bloody hell, we move out next month! *tons of other stuff.
At least the day hasn't been totaly uneventful. I've had at least five different people phoneing up for Wig! No wonder we don't get any calls! They all ring up when we're out! Spent ten minutes explaning to one that the phone line wasn't in my name, I was just Wig's flatmate and therefore I couldn't change it to a different company. Spent a further HALF AN HOUR trying to explane what a flatmate is.
We've FINALY gotten our packing boxes! Moving flats gonna be hell, I've hardly started packing, Wig (as far as I know, she hasn't mentioned anything) hasn't packed a bean. Ooooooh crapcakes, we've still gotta repaint the bloody flat! *stresses out* I've been packing my DVD's, Videos and books. Figure we can last on the ones borrowed from Dave and James for now. Am utterly horrified to discover that 90% of the DVD's were mine and 80% of those were horror. I have an almost anatural habit of buying and hording DVD's and videos, like some giant blond squirrel. Wish Wig was here, I keep having daft sentimental-blond moments! "OMG! I remeber buying this! I nagged Wig into coming to the video shop with me even though she had the flue! And a sicky tummy! And bubonic plague! And a leperacy! And it was snowing!" *sobs* Also found a rental DVD's that should have gone back two weeks ago. Whupsie. And guess what? It was a horror! -.-' ARGH! HATE PACKING, FLAT...FEELS...EMPTY! TOO HOT! KNACKERED! *keels over*
current mood: sad current music: Gingersnaps theme tune.
Most awsome holiday, didn't wanna come home! Sorry Wigglet, but you know how much I love Cornwall! ^_^ I demand that next year Me, You and the gang all go on holiday to Cornwall! The new age/goth shops were the best, as always. You guys would have loved the beaches, especialy in the lovely hot weather. Heck! I even bought a wet suit!!! Didn't get to use it though :( Forgot to buy the shoes to go with it, so I couldn't go swimming for fear of THE DREADED SPIKEY WEAVERFISH!!!! O.O This terrible beasty lurks in the water, blending in perfectly with the sand and being all spikey and poisonus. Not deadly, but apparently hurts more than a jelly fish sting, especialy when you've got one lodged in your foot! I remember seeing a program on TV once and a girl had trodden on one; she was rolling around on the ground screaming like a banshee! I desided not to chance it till I've got the shoes, especialy since Mum is under the opinion that the weaverfish are out to get me. NOTE TO WILFY: guess we better put them on the same list as the tomatoes and the squirrels. Didn't do the Boscastle to Tintagel walk this year, as it was too hot. I did do the Mousehole to Lamorna walk though. On the way there I bumped into an aging hippy! YAY! THEIR NOT EXTINCT!!! He nattered away for ages (while I tried to edge away and flashed my best "HELP MEEEE!" look at anyone else who passed by.) Apparently St Ives is like Sodom and Gomora (I thought it was quite nice, plus it has yet to be turned to sand...or salt...or whatever.), everyone in Cornwall is "raceualists" and he was being driven out of Mousehole by "the mob" who all "wear their names on tags around their wrists." Oh, also he met Monica Lewinski while visiting The Lizard and Cornwalls biggest export is CORNISH CANNABIS! I suspect he'd been smoking most of it. Why can't I attract normal people! Why do none of my friends believe me when I tell 'em I'm a weirdness magnet?
Ah well, I got sticks of rock for everyone. Also ROBERT and SASHA; I have many goodies for you! Expect parcels of goodies! EXPECT FUDGE!!!
current mood: crazy current music: for some mad reason the theme for MGS is stuck in my brain
Well, I'm off on holiday and won't see you guys for a week! Peace and quiet, ain't you lucky! ;) C u all when I get back, I will send postcards and bring sticks of rock for all! Oh god...its only 2:28 in the morning!
a) pick up a book which is the closest to you at the moment b) open page 123 c) find the third sentence d) post it in your Live Journal (plus the instructions) e) don't choose the book, just pick up the one closest to you
!Its so small that the adult, rational brainwould filter it out." Will Storr Vs. The Supernatural; one man's search for the truth about ghosts.
Divinatory Meanings: It is a card of chaos and mindnumbing crazyness, probably signaling that you need to see a psychiartist. This card signifies that you should buy it pizza, preferably Dominoes. Before it eats you.
Reversed: Reversed this card mean that A. You should have checked behind the sofa when you got home/woke up and B. you really should have ordered that pizza.
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Date Created:29.01.2004
Number of Posts: 434
The Lenny, also called the domestic Lenny or common spotted Leanne, is a large carnivorous mammal of the subspecies Dumbus Blondus Maximus. Mostly housetrained, likes to chew on electric cables and pictures of Johnny Depp.
Strengths: The natural camoflage of appearing to be a dumb blond, when infact she's just a slightly dim blond.
Weaknesses: On a never ending quest to eat everything in site, may resort to cannabalism if desperate.
Special Skills: Drawing, being able to laugh at horrormovies and find things that arn't cute cute, a verrrrrrry scary grin.
Weapons: Sharp teeth and nails, the dreaded wok of death and a sword.
Gah! I haven't updated for soooo long, I left my laptop round my mums! Hmmmmm, not a lot to say really... Oh yeah. Got the most godawfull book on ghosts outta the library today. Its one of those books that makes you compleatly disbelieve in ghosts. Not scepticly, just incredibly silly and stupid. Seriously, heres a couple of examples...
"First, as you approach the cemetary, be watchful of phantom cars." Fair enough, thas kinda cool that! BUT it goes on to saaaay: "These automobiles may try and run you of the road, and if you loose control of the oncoming apparitions you may be seriously injured. If you see a phantom car or truck coming your way, it is best to run headlong into the spectral craft: They have often passed through real cars with no ill effect." WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY?! THEY GIVE NO DESCRIPTION OF THE PHANTOM CAR AND EXPECT YOU TO PLAY CHICKEN WITH IT? WHAT KINDA ADVISE IS THAT? ITS MORE LIKELY TO BE A REAL CAR THAN A PHANTOM ONE, I'D LOVE TO SEE A FORD ESCORT PASS THROUGH SOMEONES RANGE ROVER WITH "NO ILL EFFECT." Seeeeeeeriously, wouldn't it be safer to pull over and let it pass by? Just to be on the safe side? Follow this books advise and your lible to end up in the next edition; as one of the ghosts. But the next bit is even WORSE! Its about some ghostly Union Soldiers at the McConnico Cemetery in Alabama, they got their ears chopped off before they died sooooo... "When they manifest, the Union Soldiers are easy to spot, for they remain in the area for several minutes and do not try to vanish or run away. However they should be observed from a distance: Like many ghosts of this nature they may be searching for new ears to replace those lost so long ago. If this is the case, they could attack anyone whose ears look suitable of the taking." And this is a seriouse book. A SERIOUSE BOOK! Ghosts want to steal our ears!!!
current mood: amused current music: forget it, by breaking benjamin
Awwwwwwwwwwww the gig last night was awsome, Hedrush kicked arse once more. A little dissapointed with the few amount of people there BUT is was their first London gig, there will be more people next time cause the locals who saw it will go to their friends and say "Hey! I saw this really great band last night!" Should have given Wig and the gang some of the boys discs, they could have "accidently" left them at the hotel. Maybe hidden in the bedside draws with the bibles and tourist guides. The band on after the boys was also good, though I was expecting more of 'em - just two guys, but they rocked and the lead singer was cute. Damn that gig rocked! AS FOR 6/6/06...Damien's having a lay-in right now, so the coming of the anitchrist has been posponed. (Oman 3, best of the bunch, Starring Sam Neill as a very grown up Damien, and with a worrying lack of dinosaurs.)
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